Interesting Signs We Saw On Our Journey

Local shop somewhere in Virginia:
"We say Merry Christmas here."

Shop down the street from previous shop:
"We say Merry Christmas also."

Pizza Hut in Tennessee:
"What's the reason for your season?"

BBQ restaurant in Tennessee:
"Ham-ellujah!"

Billboard near Wise, Virginia:
"Prepare to meet God
After death
Is the judgment
Tops N Bottoms Jeans"

Back home at Wendy's in Athens, Georgia:
"Buy 32 drinks
Fly free on Airtran"